Construct Your Own AOL Welcome Screen Headline

I love AOL Welcome Screen Headlines. Unfortunately, lately, what with schoolwork, I simply haven't been able to keep up on posting the occasional gem on this blog. In an attempt to remedy this, I present CONSTRUCT YOUR OWN AOL WELCOME SCREEN HEADLINE. Simply choose a word/phrase from each column and you'll ALWAYS be up-to-date on what's happening in the wild, wacky world of celebrityhood, fame and fortune.

If you have any suggestions for additions to the columns, let me know... but I think I've covered it all.

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CHOOSE	ONE	FROM	EACH	COLUMN!
Miley	In	Racy	Bikini	Pictures
Britney	Does	Saucy	Drunk	Binge
Jacko	Has	Sexy	Abuse	Video
Songbird	Is	Shocking	Wardrobe	Tale
Simon	Makes	Stunning	Diet	Trial
Elisabeth	Reveals	Risque	Reality	Show
Lindsay	Quits	Naughty	Sobriety	Secret
Jess	Starts	Legendary	Comeback	Clip
Celeb	Stops	Dramatic	Vacation	Lies
Supermodel	Shows	Tragic	Cheating	Memoir
Legend	Tells	Outrageous	Swimsuit	Rumors
Icon	Passes	Iconic	Beach	Gossip
Jen	Finds	Revealing	Club	...So we hear!
Angelina	Battles	Steamy	Online	Faux pas
Brad	Denies	Torrid	Emergency Room	malfunction
T.O.	Shares	Frigid	Nude	snafu
Lottery winner		Hot	Contract	embarrassment
Winehouse		Heartbreaking	Crack	download
General Patton		Scandalous		Spree
Chimp Victim		Scientifically valid